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Online poker being an 18+ pastime, expect sick, twisted black humor ahead and political correctness to leave the room. Hat tip to the 1000+ post BBV thread Best Poker Screen Names on the TwoPlusTwo forums for sourcing many of these - plus the regular grinders who spotted these nicks and avatars at the tables. We enjoy generating all kinds of usernames. We have Snapchat and Instagram usernames. Sometimes we come up with good, funny, random, and cool ones. Just kidding, all of our username ideas are good. Try it out and see for yourself! Find out now: is Bovada safe? One of my best friends in high school was red head and we called him “muff”. There’s also “fire crotch” I found out the carpets do match the drapes? Also when we’d smoke weed in our garage out back, we would be sitting on top of the 4 wheelers that were in there and my fiery friend would blow the smoke out of his nose and with the. What follows IS a long list of usernames, those that won big events over the weekend. These are the online poker world's Tom Bradys, its Serena Williams, its Lewis Hamiltons, its Usain Bolts, and its Tiger Woods.

2. UPay4MyWeed
4. UTGwithURmom
6. I_BUTTSEX_U
8. QQfullofAIDS
10. lol_blackpeople
12. cumonmyface
14. childpredator

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15. BakeJewAt450
17. MyVPIPisurIQ
19. Waiting4Gus
21. IBLUFFULOL
23. THE F DO
25. ILuv2Jo
27. iclickbuttons
29. JabbaTheHUD
31. AvgSizedPenis
33. givemeurjewgold
35. 1800-SUICIDE
37. SitandGoBroke

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40. AAs to Mouth
42. FRO REALLY?
44. DontDoCoke

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46. awesomeslut
48. therapist
50. WWRJD
52. ShortBusBully
54. looked_18_to_me
56. IDropDeuces
58. LastAnalHero
60. MikeHunt
62. OhScissorMe
64. where_teh_americans
66. isaidTOPTOP
68. tap that ace
70. CALL IM BAD
72. THAIWIFE
74. Got Aids
76. BeepBeepImaJeep
78. Jesus's Donk
80. Women=Rake
82. iflipburgs
84. handsolo
86. 2 nice tits

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I know what you're thinking. Why do I need to see another long list of results featuring usernames I've never heard of, and which don't include mine? You're right. What follows IS a long list of usernames, those that won big events over the weekend. These are the online poker world's Tom Bradys, its Serena Williams, its Lewis Hamiltons, its Usain Bolts, and its Tiger Woods ... well perhaps not its Tiger Woods. If you competed against them and lost, then you so against the best. If you won, well then victory was well earned. Who'd want it any other way?

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* bargeeeld wins the Sunday Million to collect $120,108
* The MPC plays on in Macau

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So, to those usernames...

This week's Sunday Million winner was bargeeeld of Germany, a username not necessarily one we'd consider familiar. Regardless, he boosted his bankroll by $120,108 a few hours ago as part of a three-way deal with jm1306 and EvertonBezer.

As Jason Kirk reported for the PokerStars Blog, bargeeeld did it the unlikely way, coming back from being all-in with very little at the start of the final table, to the week's biggest winner. A chip and a chair? It's not just a well-worn and tiresome cliché - it actually works! For proof, read Jason's report here.


Sunday Million ($215 NL Hold'em) results: 12 February 2017
Entries: 5,340
Prize pool: $1,068,000
Places paid: 764

1. bargeeeld (Germany) $120,108.34*
2. jm1306 (Brazil) $110,524.85*
3. EvertonBezer (Brazil) $100,769.10*
4. Jozinho6 (Austria) $51,370.80
5. RightDurrSir (Netherlands) $35,793.80
6. andredos (Brazil) $24,940.14
7. john4kos8 (Cyprus) $17,377.74
8. Muntjesvader (Netherlands) $12,108.34
9. worldsbestpro (Germany) $8,436.87
* denotes results of a three-way deal that left $20,000 for the winner


More usernames won big this week, including robinho, a username that also happens to have the real name of Robin Ylitalo. He's a former EPT London winner, and most recently picked up another TCOOP title, top go with the one he won the year before. He won the Sunday Grand Pot-Limit Omaha this weekend for another $35,901. The full list of top ten results is below.

TOURNAMENTWINNERCOUNTRYPRIZE MONEY
$215 SUNDAY MILLIONbargeeeldGermany $120,108.34
$1,050 Sunday Grand NLHEPrtyPsuxMexico $58,130.97
$215 Sunday Warm-UpC. Darwin2Sweden $56,056.34
$700 Super-Sized Sunday [Progressive KO]Anton720Sweden $43,576.80
$215 Sunday Supersonic [6-Max, Hyper-Turbo]IADTTMaxNetherlands $37,446.09
$1,050 Sunday Grand PLO [6-Max]robinhoSweden $35,901.95
$11 Sunday StormBellabell842Peru $30,960.94
$22 Mini Sunday MillionundabashynLithuania $26,556.23
$109 Sunday KickoffdddscorpionRussian$21,977.25
$109 Sunday Cooldown [Turbo]NoogaiiIreland $18,653.70


Find all the results on PokerStars for the weekend February 11 to 12, 2017, by clicking here.


It's not often we write about events that feature the word 'Baby' in the title, so let's make the most of this one.

The Baby Dragon event in Macau finished over the weekend, won by Feng Wen Chengof Taiwan who defeated our very own Celina Lin heads-up to a first prize of HK$915,000 ($117,940).

The Baby Dragon served as the under card to the MPC26 Red Dragon (fully grown up) event currently on Day 1B, with live updates on the Blog provided by our men Brad Kain and Alex Villegas. You can follow all the action by clicking here.


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